Just like the rest of America, I’m insanely tired of hearing about Jon and Kate Plus 8. Until I found this photo of the show’s season 5 DVD on sale at Walmart. Check it out!
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I really cannot express how excited I am about spring break coming up this weekend. I have been skipping entirely too many classes but hey, I blame my immune system and 6th street. I have procrastinated every assignment this week and today I was even too lazy took cook myself lunch. However, with the incredible weather today, I couldn’t resist a picnic in my backyard with my favorite spring lunch: Texas Lazy Tuna Wraps. The only cooking it requires is to boil eggs, and if you’re too lazy for that then you can leave them out. All this recipe requires is chopping ingredients and adding it together in a bowl. It’s super easy and extra delicious so enjoy!!!
Ingredients:
- Two large cans of tuna fish in water, drained
- 3 eggs, boiled shelled, and chopped
- 2 Roma tomatoes, diced
- 1 cup of mayonnaise (if you hate mayo you can add caesar dressing, or add more juices like from the tomatoes, or lime)
- 1 jalapeno, diced (If you don’t like really spicy food then deseed it)
- 1/2 a medium purple onion, diced
- 1/2 large dill pickle, diced
-1 celery stock, diced
- 2 garlic cloves, minced
- 1 large handful of cilantro, chopped
- salt, pepper, red pepper flakes, and cayenne pepper to taste
Directions:
Just combine everything in a large bowl and mix together. Voila! It’s the best snack any time, any day. Now, you can eat this incredible mixture in a variety of ways. My favorite are 1) Inside a half of an avocado, then baked 2) stuffed inside a whole wheat tortilla wrap with lettuce and banana peppers 3) Spread on two slices of whole grain bread with sliced avocado, Sriracha sauce and toasted in a panini grill.
Well I hope everyone enjoyed this day as much as I did. All I know is that I don’t want a recap of yesterdays yuckines, so lets all wish for sunny days from now on, (or at least for the next week ahead, hah!)
Ciao!
P.S. If you’re super lazy then enjoy this video for funzies. See ya!
So what would Happen is if caught a virus from someone you didn’t know?
You’d freak out right?
What if you had to pay out the ass for medical attention and change medicines to a “Stronger”, “Better” version every year that cost you more and more? All you could do it try and operate normally and hope nothing with wrong, that you wouldn’t have a flare up, or even end up on your death bed.
You think about killing yourself a few times, that is what would Happen.
However you can avoid all of this
if you willing to sacrifice a little bit.
All u have to do is……..

Playmate of the Year, Sara Jean Underwood, was in Texas last year and made some time to chat with Study Breaks. She was chosen as the Playmate of the Year for 2007, surpassing some of the world’s most beautiful women. The fame and fortune associated with being a bunny was a life-changing experience for Sara, but now she is eyeing the normal life once again.
What was the path to become the Playmate of the Year?
They were having the girls of PAC-10 try outs and I went over on a whim. I was just in school studying and never really thought I had what it takes to be in Playboy, much less Playmate of the ear. I ended up getting picked to be on the cover. Then I got chosen as playmate of the month in July 2006. About a year later I was picked as playmate of the year.
What did you think when you found out you won Playmate of the Year?
When I was told I was chosen, I was in total shock. I had thought that another girl was going to win, so I was completely unprepared and a little scared. It was such a huge honor though and I was really excited.
How has your life changed since you became a Playmate?
The travel I have been able to do and the people I have been able to meet have been amazing. I have done something and lived a life that few people have done. Since becoming the playmate of the year I also have had to get out of my shell. I am still a somewhat shy and reserved person, but being in the spotlight forces me to be more confident and outgoing.
What did your family and friends think when you got in Playboy?
They were actually all really surprised and excited. I am not normally a crazy type person so they did not see it coming. They have all been really supportive of me though and are proud of me.
What was it like at the Playboy Mansion?
It was an amazing experience. Of course the mansion had amazing pools, cooks on call 24/7 and all that great stuff. I actually stayed with a bunch of the other girls in the house across from the mansion and I made some really good friends. I liked it better across the street because we had did not have as many restrictions as the girls in the Mansion. They had 9:00 curfews and some restrictions on their travel.
Why did the girls in the mansion get the restrictions?
They were going out and partying way too much and eventually Hef decided that he was not going to put up with it.
So what is Hef like?
He is an amazing person. He is super smart and hard working. He still gets up and works 5 days a week, despite him being in his 80s.
Did you ever come close to being one of his girlfriends?
No, not really. He tends to know when the girls are after him and we were just good friends.
So what kind of crazy stuff happened in the mansion of the infamous grotto?
There were always parties going on with celebrities and girls everywhere, it was an experience. But what happens in the grotto, stays in the grotto!
So are you going to pursue a career in Hollywood like many former Playmates?
No, I really only have done parts that have come to me because of my title. I never really planned on that being my full time career. I have had parts in House Bunny and Miss March that were fun and appeared on Girls Next Door a couple times. I am going to go back to school now to finish up my degree in Business Marketing. After I graduate I am not sure what I will do.
Do the professors and students all try to hit on you on campus?
I am actually taking the classes from Portland. Oregon State has been really great working with me. Being on campus would be a weird thing, all my old friends have graduated and I would rather not walk around campus alone. I posed on the cover with the school Jersey painted on me, so it would be kind of awkward to be on campus. I am also pretty busy, so taking classes from home works out better.
The guys wanna know – are you single?
Yes, I am single!
So do you go out in Portland and enjoy the nightlife?
I am always busy and on the weekends I am usually out of town doing an appearance or something so I never really have a chance.
So how do you like Texas?
I like it, I have only really been to the bigger cities here, but it is fun.
So this weather has been so awesome, I can’t help but get into a spring salad mood!
Here’s one of my favorite recipes that my friend Alex’s mom used to make us all of the time. You will want to go for thirds with this. Plus, It’s the best mid-day snack too and sure beats a few handfuls of chips any day!
BROCCOLI AND BACON SALAD: A SIMPLE SUGARY AND SAVORY SALAD –Say that 5 times fast.
INGREDIENTS:
2 bunches broccoli flowerettes only
12 slices of bacon, fried and crumbled (use turkey if you are going light)
1/2 cup of raisins (can be golden)
1 bunch green onions, chopped
DRESSING:
1 cup mayonnaise
1/4 cup sugar
3 T vinegar
Pout on top of mixture and done!
TIPS:
-GO CRAZY. Add almonds, sunflower seeds, and red onions instead of green if you want.
- If you hate mayo, just use balsamic vinegar, olive oil, a squirt of spicy mustard and sprinkled sugar.
A couple days ago the sun was just calling my name and so I made my favorite lemonade and made a picnic in my back yard. This drink is a total staple in my house. You can always be sure to find a carafe in my fridge.
INGREDIENTS:
1 3/4 cups white sugar
8 cups water
1 1/2 cups lemon juice
DIRECTIONS:
In a bowl, combine sugar and 1 cup water. Microwave for 1 minute to dissolve sugar. Add some cubes of ice to cool it down. Remove seeds from lemon juice, but leave pulp. In pitcher, stir together chilled syrup, lemon juice and remaining 7 cups water. Ah, so good.
Happy Spring Everyone!
We at Study Breaks tend to party much earlier for holidays than most people. Our staff celebrated Cinco de Mayo last night with another one of our trusty food/drink challenges. This time, we tested tequila! You’ll have to wait for the May issue to see what tequila was favored over the others, but here’s a sneak peak at what happens behind the scenes of an SB taste test. Enjoy the staches and the lovely ladies!

Norb and Another Marine on a Rooftop
Five years ago, Norb Roda received a call on a quiet Tuesday afternoon. It was from his squad leader. The call changed his life. The choices that led to Norb receiving this call, and the events that followed it were exciting, horrific and life-changing. Norb opened up about his time in Iraq and the changes in his life that came as a result.
“I remember seeing the Marines Corp commercials as a kid.”
Norb was born in Costa Rica and at the age of five, moved to Texas. He was an ordinary kid, playing with GI Joes and running around with friends. When he entered high school, Norb got interested in the Marines.
“In high school I joined the Marine Corps JROTC. In my senior year I had reached the top of the ladder in the JROTC chain of command and before you knew it, I had Marine Corps recruiters looking for me. I got in into the University of Texas and I knew I would need a way to pay for school. I guess it was meant to be. I joined a program in the Marines where I could attend college and serve.”
Two days after graduating high school, Norb was in the Marine Corp Depot in San Diego. Boot camp was an experience that still shapes him today.
“They try to bring you down as a person and rebuild you as a Marine. They make you mentally strong and able to overcome any fear you have.”
After boot camp, Norb was sent to 29 Palms, California. He described it as 495 square miles of nothing but desert. Norb remained on active duty in California for two years. After active duty, Norb returned to Texas to attend college.

Norb is Out of the Marines and in College
“College was a lot of fun.”
Norb returned to Texas to attend UT full time in 2004. While in college, he tried to enjoy all the normal activities that he missed out on while serving in his country.
“I was partying a little too much. I was probably loosing focus on school. It was sophomore year, I was having a really good time. I had my own apartment. I was living with three females. We would party and just do all the normal college things.”
The fun that Norb had in college was put to a quick end when he received notice of his deployment to Iraq in the spring of 2004.
“I got a call from my squad leader. I thought he was just screwing around at first. He told me we were getting called up. He told me to get my stuff ready by next Saturday for a formation. Rumors had been floating around in my battalion about us shipping out soon so I wasn’t too surprised.”
The toughest part of getting called up was having to tell his mother and sisters that he was being sent to a combat zone.
“I had to look at my mother and my sister and see their tears. It was one of the most difficult moments of my life.”

Norb Keeping His Skills Honed
“We provided security for supply routes and schools.”
Shortly after Norb told his family he was getting deployed, he took the flight from Hoby Airport in Houston, to Bangor, Maine to Germany to Kuwait. Norb spent two days in Kuwait in preparation for his trip to Iraq. Norb and his unit then flew via CH 53 helicopters into Iraq.
When Norb first arrived in Iraq, his unit was assigned to provide security for schools and hospitals. Norb was the SAW gunner for his squad and the designated Guardian Angel. Being the Guardian Angel meant providing security from atop rooftops and engaging any enemies in sight.
“Our mission was to protect a city near the Jordanian and Syrian border of Iraq. We were also in charge of protecting the main supply route going into Baghdad. We had to fight out insurgency out of the city and protect the main supply route from any roadside bombs or ambushes.”
For Norb, the weather was almost as big an enemy as the insurgents he encountered. “The most difficult part was the weather considering it was hot as hell when we got there in September and then the weather dropped tremendously. To our luck we, faced the coldest winter in Iraq in 27 years.”
The innocent civilians were another issue upon arriving. “Our presence was not appreciated when we first arrived, but the attitudes took a complete 180 when we provided toys for the kids and security for two schools and a small hospital to be built.”

Norb Providing Security
“I had to take the shot.”
Norb did not stay on patrols and guarding schools for long. “After three months of being with my platoon, insurgency volume was increasing due to Iraq’s first free elections approaching. I was given the option to leave my platoon and get attached to a sniper team in town. I chose to go with the sniper team.”
Norb was on a team with three other snipers. They were flown by helicopter and inserted inside hostile cities for days at a time. After getting dropped from the helicopter, the team made a long, dangerous hike towards the town. When Getting dropped off, Norb’s combat load was immense.
“I had to carry the model 119 Radio, four batteries, chow and water for three or four days, cold and wet weather gear. Not to mention, I had eight magazines for the M16, two magazines for the Sasser and each of those weighed around five pounds. Then I was off course wearing my flak jacket and Kevlar helmet. I also usually carried a few grenades.”
The team would hike to a blown out hospital to download all that gear. Then a two person team would go out on reconnaissance to scope out where they would set up inside the city. After returning, the full team took the gear and set up. The mission for Norb and his team was primarily to find the mortar-men who attacked coalition bases and Iraqi Police stations.
The task of searching for insurgents planting roadside bombs and mortar-men attacking bases resulted in Norb taking his first life.
“There was one time, we were on the rooftop of a hotel, and I had to take the shot. A guy was inserting a cylindrical metal object in an intersection we called Phoenix. I called it in and I was given the go to fire.”
Norb told me he did not have time to process that experience. After the kill, adrenaline was pumping and he just drove on. Norb went back to his team and continued on with his mission.

Norb Meeting a Local Kid
“Bullets coming at you at close range sound different.”
Norb and his fellow snipers saw action frequently for the next months. “We had a lot of firefights. If we were patrolling with a platoon, we would break off and go onto the roof to provide security. We would go into these people’s houses and introduce ourselves. A lot of times, we were on the roof for three or four hours and they would give away our position. Our position would often get compromised and we would take heavy fire.”
On Election Day, Norb and his team were awakened by bombs going off everywhere. Norb said this was a concerted effort by the terrorists to thwart democracy in Iraq.
“It got pretty crazy. We were sitting on a rooftop and this kid comes up to let his chickens out of the cage. He went downstairs and told his friends that we were up there. It got so hectic that we called LAVs [Light Armored Vehicles] in to extract us. I was going to mount the vehicle and that is when we started taking fire. The guy shooting at me was 30 feet away. I just dropped to the ground and shot my rifle in the direction the bullets were coming from.”
The living conditions outside of the base made the experience all the more desperate for Norb and his team. At night, the temperature would dip to below freezing and the only thing between Norb and the elements was a sleeping bag. During the day, the Iraqi heat combined with the armor made Norb burn up. The sensitive nature of his mission led to other hardships.
“I pretty much ran off of jerky and protein shakes when I was out there. We had to piss in bottles and collect up all our trash. We could not leave any trace that we were up there.”
Norb and his fellow marines would spend four or five days out in the city and on the rooftops, then would return to FOB [Forward Operating Base] Naha, where he tried to enjoy some semblance of normalcy. The base provided two hot meals, a few dumbbells and if you are willing to wait for two hours, an internet center.

Norb and His Fellow Marines About to Go on a Patrol
“It was awesome seeing my family again.”
Norb came home from Iraq in April of 2005. He said that reuniting with his family and friends was the best part of returning. The experience also brought his family closer. “Me and my dad were never too close but now we are really close.”
Returning from Iraq was not all “happily ever after” for Norb. He encountered trouble with the civilian world and recurring worries about his time in combat. Norb had trouble sleeping and experienced nightmares of being on patrol, and being attacked. School was another issue he struggled with.
“Going to school was very different. I was doing pretty well in engineering before I left and upon my return I found myself pretty lost in a lot of my classes. Most of the classes were a continuation of another so I was really rusty with a lot of the info I was supposed to remember. I took some time off and started back at UT last year. I have been doing better now.”
Despite the negatives consequences of being deployed, Norb is glad he had the experience. “It has made me a much stronger person, and I’ve noticed that this has prepared me for anything that life might throw at me.”
While in Corpus Christi last year I found this hilarious sign. I think it was at some local touristy souvenir store. Anyway, I had to get a picture because it was too funny! Isn’t it true though? Aren’t kids all too often more rowdy than pets? My kids will definitely be on leashes. Probably those cool ones that are animal backpacks. So that the kid just thinks he/she is wearing a cool animal backpack, but really I’m holding the other end and they are on a leash like a dog. Enjoy!

Have you ever met a Leprechaun? If you have, you know they reek of whiskey and Lucky Charms. The pot of gold at the end of rainbow usually gets spent at a liquor store. I convinced several local Leprechauns to help us determine what the best Irish whiskey is. Surprisingly, it did not take too much convincing.
We picked four top Irish whiskeys, poured them in glasses, added a little distilled water to “open up” the whiskey and determined which is the best!
The Leprechauns

Ishmael “O’Drinkin” Alamia
O’Drinkin is a spry, wise leprechaun. His favorite whiskey is Jameson and his taste will be put to the test in the challenge. He left Ireland in the mid 19th century, during the potato famine. As a result, he has a disdain for French fries.

Georgey “The Hairy Terrorist” McGuiness
McGuiness usually drinks Kentucky whiskey, but he jumped at the chance to try out his motherland’s pride. When The Hairy Terrorist isn’t drinking, he can be found on all fours in fields, searching for four leaf clovers.

David “McExican” Avalos
This chipper little leprechaun enjoys his drink on every day that ends in Y. When not sippin’ the sauce, The McExican enjoys granting wishes and causing chaos. He also is known to hide in trees in Mobile, Alabama.

Jamaal “Rihanna” Malik
This attractive lass is not just a pretty face. She knows her drinks. Though Boone’s Farm is her favorite beverage, whiskey is a close second. Malik uses her pot of gold mostly on booze, but leaves a little in the pot for cab fare.

Mike “Lil O’Wayne” Huereque
Lil O’Wayne was born on the Emerald Isle centuries ago, so he has had time to develop his alcoholic tendencies. He usually ends up selling his pot of gold to Cash4Gold.com for money for Tullamore Dew and cabbage.
Results

The other Whiskeys put up quite the fight, but Bushmills had the luck of the Irish. Have a safe and happy St. Patrick’s Day!
Check out a video of the amazing challenge.
Thanks to the Bazaar Austin for helping out.
words: bill bowman
photos: samantha white