Author Archives: Bill Bowman

How can I sum up my life in a short bio? A soldier? A statesman? A scholar? A Study Breaks Writer? I am pretty sure I am at least three out of four of those things…

Wu Tang Clan’s Kung Fu is Strong

Yesterday I checked out the Wu-Tang Clan at Emo’s. Wu-Tang Forever was one of the first CDs I ever bought. Yes, I am an OG. Their gritty, lyric heavy style and dizzying lineup dazzled my young eardrums. Since the 90s, they have released CDs, underdone lineup changed (RIP Ol’ Dirty Bastard) and dealt with the [...]

Interesting SB Office Decor

Epic office photo FTW. – Bill Bowman

Unauthorized Use of Milk Crates

I just want to know, who would be doing the fining, how will they get the money and who would it go to? Did the police ever actually cite people for this back in the 80s? What authority do Milk People have? – Bill Bowman

The Taxonomy of Team Names

Every wonder, “What the hell is a Boilermaker?” or are curious about all those crazy college team names are about. Wonder no further. The diagram below answers all of your burning questions. – Bill Bowman

Jim Beam and Bill Bowman

Yesterday, I made what I thought would be an innocuous trip to Twin Liquors to get some alcohol for my upcoming graduation weekend. It turned into a serendipitous encounter with a Whiskey Legend. After walking in, I was told there was a whiskey tasting in the corner of the store. Not one to turn down [...]

Underground Art Extravaganza

This Thursday night the Underground Connections Art Show will take place at The United Art Authority, next to Spider House. The show features the latest and greatest works from Austin artists, including Zuzu, Kevin Greer and Dave Lowell. Zuzu commented on the show saying, “It’s not about formality and well-known names, nor does it focus [...]

Not everyone in Austin is green…

I saw this truck downtown. Made me chuckle. – Bill Bowman

Texas A&M And Turkey

Tomorrow Texas will take on Texas A&M in what could be the last game of the season. If Texas wins, they got a bowl game in the bag, but if they lose and end with a 5-7 record, things get a little fuzzy. A team must win six games to be bowl eligible. For a [...]

Bo Pelini = Lord Voldemort

Is it just me or does Nebraska Coach, Bo Pelini look just like Harry Potter’s nemesis, Lord Voldemort? – Bill Bowman

I Am Thankful For Sexy Pilgrims

Thanksgiving is almost here. To honor the Day of Thanks, I will share a few Thanksgiving-related items this week. To kick things off, here are some sexy pilgrims promoting Tofurky for Peta. I have never had Tofurky, but if I was offered some from these ladies, I would take a bite. I am not sure [...]