Author Archives: Cole Dabney

Film critic and writer from Austin, Texas.

Blondie's Bev of the Week

I love this time of year. I just feel so festive. And since it’s going to snow in Houston tomorrow, I decided to do a drink in honor of the flakes. So spread the Holiday Cheers!
Snow Bunny
It’s easy and an inexpensive holiday drink. All you have to do is pour 1 ½ oz. of Triple [...]

The director of "The Messenger" sits down with Cole

Sometimes, a first time director steps on to the scene so fiercly that “first-time filmmaker” never comes to mind when you’re watching their film. That is the case with Oren Moverman and his new film, “The Messenger,” an amazing look into the day-to-day life of a casualty notification officer for the U.S. Army. [...]

Personal Foul for De-Pantsing Another Player

Looks like they may need to add that to the rule book after what happened during the Chicago Bears’ game, last night. Poor Bears’ wide receiver, Devin Hester lost his pants mid play. Check it out…
Is he playing commando? Looks like he didn’t have any briefs on. Oh my! I have to say, I’ve never [...]

Bless Her Heart!

Since moving to Texas I’ve learned that that’s what you say before someone makes a fool of themselves or something bad happens to them. And after watching this little girl and her Toy Dog Show Fail you’ll see what I mean.
All together now…BLESS HER HEART! I felt so bad for her watching this. And now [...]

Charlie Bit Me…Again!

Hi y’all…your fave blonde is back! Sorry I’ve been a lil M.I.A lately, I have been sick with the flu. That stuff is brutal. But, I have to say this video always makes me feel better. Please tell me you’ve seen the “Charlie Bit My Finger” YouTube sensation. If not here it is. So cute!
Well [...]

Chamillionaire in San Antonio November 11th

Chamillionaire brought the fire last night at La Zona Rosa, playing all of his classic jams that made him the famous rapper we know today as well as sprinkling in some of the soon-to-be-hits off his upcoming album Venom. On the 1’s and 2’s mixing it up for him was Rapid Ric, the DJ [...]

Gotta Love Live TV

As a reporter, when you’re in the zone, you’re in the zone. Even if some jerk kid, seeking 15 minutes of fame, is humping you from behind. But, this is so funny that I will give him his 15 minutes of fame!
She won’t be using this for her resume tape. Oh and the guy, this [...]

I'll Have Just One More…

We’ve all done some stupid things when we’ve consumed one too many bevs. But, this guy takes the cake for worst drunk shopping trip ever! Have you seen this? He goes to a Mini Mart to buy some beer and literally falls and can’t get up. The worst part…it wasn’t even on a weekend. It [...]

Paulie Wants More Than A Cracker

Paulie wants to hump this guys head! No joke…you have to watch this video where a bird humps a photographer during a BBC documentary.
My fave part is when the one Brit says “It appears he’s doing a mating ritual to your head!”
This just further proves why I hate birds! I’m just thankful one has never [...]

Girl Pulls B-HO and Shaves Her Head…

Only this time the girl didn’t do it in a manic state, she did it after losing a bet to her boyfriend. And the sad thing is she had a cute hair cut before. Watch the process…it’s painful!
Now she looks like Hilary Swank in Boys Don’t Cry…maybe her boyfriend secretly likes boys. I mean seriously [...]