Have you heard of Jersey Shore? For the noobs who still haven’t figured out what guidos and guidettes are, it’s a show that involves tons of alcohol, roommates sex with roommates, and people falling on their faces. It’s something less than ordinary but still one of the most addicting shows MTV has brought us. I [...]
Author Archives: Jasmine Vallejo
At only 5’1” and a half, I’ve been told I am the “sassiest, most sarcastic and yet sweetest person they’ve ever met.” I love everything about Texas- longhorn pride, weather, mexican margaritas, and of course cowboy boots.
I’m also allergic to my favorite fruits (mangos and pineapples) but eat them when I can. I am also just quite possibly the clumsiest person ever. I can’t eat anything spicy, I can’t ride a bike, and nor can I swim. But I can assure you, I’ll do anything to make you laugh.
Let’s be friends.
Twitter: @jasminevallejo
Giving the fans what they want: Brandon Rhyder
August 15, 2011 – 5:15 pm
Last March, I was able to interview Brandon Rhyder at Lonestar Jam in Austin, TX. Might I add, that he was quite the character and was very fun to interview. If you haven’t heard of him yet– it’s about time you get in with the cool crowd, because with the fan base quickly going, you [...]
Do You Have a Library Card? Cause I’m Checking You Out.
May 12, 2011 – 7:47 pm
So it’s finals time and you’re stuck with your nose in your book (or eyes glued to Facebook.) Either way, you’re cooped up without someone to get a little frisky in the library with. Next time you see that special hottie across the table studying Chemistry 301, try these pick-up lines that are SURE to [...]
Releasing My Inner Kitten
April 27, 2011 – 5:32 pm
So I’ve seen a lot of cattiness in fashion. Whether it’s a “Balls to the Wall” kind of day so you wear a maxi dress in leopard print, or even something small for a night out on the town, pulling out your LBD, sexy red pumps and a cheetah headband, these forms of our feline [...]
Sex Once a Day Keeps the Doctor Away
April 27, 2011 – 3:46 am
Stressed out? Having trouble sleeping? Feeling guilty for having another pint of Ben & Jerry’s on movie night? Well, we’ve got the remedy for you, and it’s not Advil– it’s sex! Here are the top reasons why sex is your cure before, during, and after finals. Exercise Sex is the most beneficial exercise there is. [...]
The Moment We’ve All Been Dreading
April 26, 2011 – 6:31 pm
Although you think that it may be too early to start thinking about Finals, coming from an wise upperclassman, don’t push it to the last minute. Do yourself a favor. You’ve done this the end of the semester every semester since you’ve been in college… and it is about time you come to the realization [...]
Calling All Bros
April 21, 2011 – 12:34 am
During SXSW, Study Breaks was hooked up with BroBible’s event which featured Chiddy Bang, RJD2, and Hoodie Allen. I must say this was the place to be on the first Tuesday of South By. A place where free shots, free booze, and free phones were given out. Wait, what? that’s right. You missed out. FREE [...]
Black and Yellow Got to His Head… Literally
April 10, 2011 – 7:50 pm
Please, all judgments should be left for your Facebook friends status updates. I think he’s handsome. There was something after seeing Wiz Khalifa perform several times that got to me– whether it is the tattoos all over his body, his quirky little laugh, or even his poofy hair (okay, scratch that last part. Especially the [...]
Oh, I Nailed It!
March 8, 2011 – 7:23 pm
Growing up, I would always have my mom buy me those cute little nail stickers to place on my nails. Why not the nail polish? Well, I am not a person to stay inside the lines, and as you can imagine, as a four year old, it was never pleasant for my mother to clean [...]
Another Year, at the Palm of My Hands
February 21, 2011 – 3:29 am
I’ve decided to take on this new goal for the year, starting with my favorite day: Valentine’s Day. As most of you know, I am a photography nerd, so I am beginning my own 365 Project. This will be where I have to take a picture a day- with something at the palm of my [...]
