10 Reasons To Dump Your Girlfriend For Summer If you recallllllllll… In April we introduced our monthly column courtesy of Total Frat Move that gave you ten (hilarious) reasons to join a fraternity. And now, for May, they’ve done it again, giving us a countdown of 10 REASONS TO DUMP YOUR GIRLFRIEND FOR SUMMER– Like [...]
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Got milk? Breastfeeding almost-4-year-old makes Time mag cover
May 14, 2012 – 9:24 pm
Ummm…sooooo… Happy belated Mother’s Day and all that jazzzzz, but in light of the recent holiday I’d like to highlight a certain mom who, like the Octomom, Kate of Plus 8 fame and–naturally–the tan mom, is ummm…a little too much. Like, breastfeeding-your-almost-4-year-old-child too much. Time made a splash last week when they featured a picture of said [...]
Peanut Butter and Jelly Vodka: The Ultimate Lunchtime Liquor
May 11, 2012 – 9:40 pm
Have you ever wished that your alcohol had a little more childhood whimsy? That one shot could take you back to the days of swing sets, cartoons and not giving a f— about anyyyyything except, like, ice cream and staying up later than 8:30?! Or have you ever just really dreamed of living in a [...]
NJ TAN MOM: Motherhood…well done (zing!)
May 10, 2012 – 7:14 pm
Have you ever wished your mother was a little bit more like beef jerky? WELL TAN MOM IS JUST THE PARENT FOR YOU! The 44-year-old New Jersey mother of four–if you haven’t heard–is a lean, mean tanning machine who’s been gettin’ down with the brown–and was actually taking some heat (ha) for trying to bring [...]
Gay Marriage Ban Vote: NC breakdown says at least college students don’t suck
May 10, 2012 – 5:23 pm
Yesterday I so eloquently explained how North Carolina, to put it in simple terms, sucks. (We were fresh off hearing the news that on Tuesday they had become the latest of the LEAST greatest states who have voted and approved a constitutional amendment defining marriage solely as a union between a man and a woman.) So yeah..they [...]
OBAMA ANNOUNCES SUPPORT OF GAY MARRIAGE–
May 9, 2012 – 7:56 pm
About damn time. After what can only be described as a broken and backwards, DISGUSTING and disheartening, unfair and goddamn discriminatory decision, on Tuesday North Carolina approved a constitutional amendment defining marriage solely as a union between a man and a woman, making them the most recent state to effectively send a big “f— you” [...]
Harvard Baseball Players take on ‘Call Me Maybe’
May 9, 2012 – 5:27 pm
I. AM. DYING. Of laughter, yes…but also mostlyyy lust. It simply does NOT get better than bros from the Harvard Baseball Team doing a “Call Me Maybe” cover. It just doesn’t. Beauty…brains…athletic prowess–and kick-ass synchronized dance moves. Sounds like boyfriend boy band material to me. Enjoy…on repeat. Because I certainly am. And shame on homeboy in the [...]
THE DAY WE’VE ALL BEEN WAITING FOR: Rebecca Black’s new video premiere
May 8, 2012 – 3:09 pm
So yesterday was just like any other Monday–i.e. I was drinking an excessive amount of wine while watching a…well, excessive, amount of the masterpiece Khloe and Lamar. And THEN I got sucked into the blackhole that is E! yet again (the worst relapse since I found myself wasting my life away watching Demi Lovato’s E! True [...]
Prank of the day?: Fans STAR WARS-ify College
May 7, 2012 – 7:21 pm
We just stumbled upon this, but props to the students of Minnesota’s Carleton College (who are apparently rabid Star Wars fans…in possession of a giant tarp), who took it into their hands to give their school’s observatory a FANCY makeover and overnight transform the building into what I’m told is R2-D2. So what’s next–A Princess [...]
THE DARK KNIGHT RISES trailer
May 3, 2012 – 3:44 pm
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! I’m as giddy as a school girl! The official trailer (#3 apparently) for The Dark Knight Rises was released the other day and ummm…HOLY SHIT. It looks nothing short of epic– Yup…is it July 20 yet?! (Also, this is my shortest post liiiike ever. Good for me.) Another bound-to-be-badass summer flik? Ted. Get the [...]
