Everybody wants to be a hero. But every hero needs a nemesis, and a 56-year-old homeless man found his while he was taking a stroll through a New York public library. The hobo-vigilante spotted a middle-aged man watching pornography on his computer, and confronted him to tell him to cease his heinous act. To which [...]
Author Archives: Shane
I’m Shane Summers. A 22 year-old red-bearded senior at the University of Texas at Austin. I will be graduating with a degree in Broadcast Journalism, and have loved every minute at UT. I’m a huge sports fan, and have an opinion on pretty much everything. My favorite teams are the Texas Longhorns (duh), Dallas Cowboys, Texas Rangers, Dallas Mavericks and Dallas Stars. Want to talk sports? Hit. Me. Up.
Big Boy Fails Big Time on Slam Dunk
May 14, 2012 – 4:59 pm
You know what they say, ” the bigger they come….” This video perfectly illustrates how I feel every time I think I’m prepared enough for a final. My 3 favorite parts: 1. His ridiculously long running start 2. How the trampoline almost touches the ground when he jumps 3. His [...]
Capital Metro bus hits foam sword-wielding student
May 4, 2012 – 9:10 pm
May 4th, 2012 Let’s get right to it… While on the brink of an all out foam sword war, a college student wearing a President Obama mask raised his foam sword and in an act of bravery was the first to step off the sidewalk towards those on the other side. Unfortunately, a Cap Metro [...]
3 YouTube Music Videos you HAVE to see
May 2, 2012 – 7:32 pm
YouTube is home to some of the worst music videos in the world, but some of the greatest call YouTube home too. Take a moment to enjoy my selection for you…. Let’s start with “4 Chords” by The Axis of Awesome. This group from New Zealand (or Australia…somewhere “down under”) sings a melody of popular [...]
Dentist pulls out all her Ex-Boyfriends Teeth!
May 1, 2012 – 7:33 pm
If you have a toothache, it seems like a good idea to see your dentist–UNLESS it’s your EX! According to the Austrian Times, a 45-year old man had to learn this lesson the hard way when he went to visit his 34-year old ex-girlfriend…who is also his dentist. She thought she could be professional and [...]
Alabama’s $30K Trophy Shattered!
April 24, 2012 – 7:15 pm
Remember when the Crimson Tide beat the Longhorns in the National Championship? Well, they broke Colt McCoy and went on to win the Trophy. Now, McCoy is fine (Well, depending on how you define “fine”), and it’s the trophy that is broken. Apparently, the $30,000 crystal trophy was knocked off its podium and shattered when a player’s father’s foot [...]
Silly Aggies’ T-Shirt Error.
April 17, 2012 – 6:46 pm
WHHHOOOOOOPPPPP(S!) The Aggies were getting tired of everyone talking shit about how they are going to get their asses wiped up in their new conference, the SEC. So they drew up some awesome T-shirts to show the rest of the SEC that they mean business! On this shirt, the Aggies wanted to make sure they [...]
The Bobby Petrino Fiasco
April 12, 2012 – 7:09 pm
Arkansas Razorback Head Football Coach Bobby Petrino has got himself into a whole mess of trouble. I’ll give you the highlights: On April 1st, Bobby Petrino was in a motorcycle accident and was taken to the hospital. Oh My! Shortly after, the police report was released and, contrary to Coach Petrino’s first statement, the police [...]
Tony Romo is a Daddy!
April 11, 2012 – 6:12 pm
Mazel Tov! It’s a boy! This little stinker is the newborn baby of Tony Romo and his wife, Candice Crawford. The baby’s name is Hawkins Crawford Romo. Three things Tony Romo has in common with his newborn baby: 1)Bad/Good behavior requires a spanking 2)They both get upset when things don’t go their way 3) They [...]
The Miami Marlins got brand-new EVERYTHING!
April 5, 2012 – 7:01 pm
Most of us already know who we are going to be rooting for this baseball season. For me, it’s my beloved Texas Rangers, and any team that is playing the Cardinals. (I don’t let go of sports grudges). But, everyone still has that one team that they like, for no particular reason, but you find [...]
