The Golden Girls are the original 4 all-american women. They were around before there were other “quads” of power women like Sex and The City, Mean Girls, or Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants. Sofia was making fun of Dorothy’s huge feet long before there were things like “frenemies,” text messages, and even before women across the [...]
Category Archives: Comedy
And the F is for…
April 24, 2012 – 10:15 pm
What the F? Ever wondered what exactly the F stands for with Weezy F. Baby? I’ll let Tunechi explain himself. Finisher ( 6 Foot 7 Foot, Tha Carter IV) Forget it (Hands Up, Sorry 4 the Wait) Fuck You (How To Hate, Tha Carter IV) Weezy F you, now you gotta have my baby. (You [...]
The Christian Motto
April 20, 2012 – 4:24 am
The Christian Motto is to “Motto” by Drake what Christian Mingle is to eHarmony. Soon, there will me “Christian Twitter” and “Christian Whataburger” and maybe even “Christian Windex Cleaner.” Stay tuned AND STAY BLE$$ED!
26 Things I’d rather be doing than studying
April 20, 2012 – 2:42 am
As I type this, my book is under my elbows, opened on the page that I physically, mentally, telepathically cannot force myself to continue reading. Let’s review my list of things I’d rather be doing. Try to eat air. Poke a stranger’s cheek very slowly with my pointer finger. Walk every where BUT DON’T WALK [...]
Silly Aggies’ T-Shirt Error.
April 17, 2012 – 6:46 pm
WHHHOOOOOOPPPPP(S!) The Aggies were getting tired of everyone talking shit about how they are going to get their asses wiped up in their new conference, the SEC. So they drew up some awesome T-shirts to show the rest of the SEC that they mean business! On this shirt, the Aggies wanted to make sure they [...]
TFM DOES STUDY BREAKS
April 6, 2012 – 2:58 pm
In case you haven’t picked up your April copy of Study Breaks (which, ew, you totally should have–shame on you), you should know that we’re now including a monthly page that will allow you to get your Greek fix (feta-free), courtesy of our new BFFs at Total Frat Move. And I’m not (okay, maybe semi-) [...]
I’m not a boy, not yet a man: Lessons I’ve learned from Britney Spears
April 5, 2012 – 7:43 pm
So I didn’t win the lottery this past weekend…but I did find my Britney Spears Greatest Hits album; which is equivalent to winning the lottery in my world. (I swear I am not a fifteen year old girl.) Nonetheless, it was amazing. I was whipping my hair and shaking my hips like no one’s business, [...]
Comedy Shows in Austin: Daniel, Donald and Aziz
April 5, 2012 – 6:34 pm
Austin is kept weird with ease, but funny? Ehh, not so much. For the month of April a change has come. Starting with an April 5 (that’s tonight!) double header delivered by Daniel Tosh (of the über popular show Tosh.O )at Bass Concert Hall, and Donald Glover’s hip-hop alter ego Childish Gambino at [...]
Reasons for Social Media
April 5, 2012 – 6:18 pm
Which group do you fall under? I think 90% of mine is under the ADHD, and the then 10% is divided equally between stalking and narcissism. Tweet me yours @allisonasbury Venn Diagram Related Articles: Breath-Powered iPhone Charger Gentlemint
Best College Movie Clips
April 3, 2012 – 9:08 pm
College movies … ahh. Remember in high school we envisioned college just like it is in the movies –skipping class, beer pong every night, a place where everyone is DTF and somehow still making the grade –by cheating, of course. And then we get to college and realize our lives are nothing like the movies-shit. [...]
