Michael Jackson might be the King of Pop, but I am the King of break ups/being single. I know this may be hard to believe, because I am so classy and have so much pizzazz, but it is true. I am 98% convinced Adele is rich solely because of me and all my dramatic [...]
Category Archives: Love, Sex, and Relationships
The Bachelor 16: Meet the Parents
February 21, 2012 – 4:16 am
So the past couple weeks Ben got the girls in the water with sharks and headed to their hometowns to (DUN DUN DUNNNN) meet the parents. Let’s break down the past couple episodes and see what our favorite mop-headed winemaker has gotten himself into. So last week Ben took Lyndzi, Emily, and Courtney on one-on-one [...]
Valentine’s Day: Still No Excuse To Bitch and Whine
February 14, 2012 – 5:04 pm
It’s February 14th. I’m single. Yeah. Kinda like I was on February 13th. And, barring a bizarre turn of events , will be on February 15th. But today being single is even BETTER. (Yes, I did mean to say BETTER.) Because today, Valentine’s Day, for me is more formally known as SAVE A SHITLOAD OF [...]
be mine?
February 14, 2012 – 6:07 am
There’s one holiday that resonates in my childhood that I’ve always had a distaste for. Distant elementary memories linger in the back of my brain, remembering the days of parties during class and passing out cards to all my peers. If only we could be reverted back to that past–when we were forced to celebrate [...]
What To Get Your Man For Valentine’s Day
February 10, 2012 – 8:16 pm
Valentine’s Day is the one day a year set out for lovers. Ok, who are we really kidding? Valentine’s Day is a holiday made solely for women – a day that we can implement all of our romantic dreams and visions without being looked at crazy by our significant other. Although we secretly acknowledge this [...]
The Bachelor 16: Less is More
February 7, 2012 – 5:16 am
This man is a freaking genius at getting these women naked. Between Courtney and him skinny dipping and then getting the girls into Panama’s “traditional” village clothing (AKA see-through bras) with, not surprisingly, Courtney as the only one who didn’t keep her bathing suit top on underneath, Ben was basically rolling in boobies these past [...]
Uh Oh! Birth Control Blunders
February 3, 2012 – 5:02 pm
On Tuesday, at least one million defective birth control pills were recalled by their manufacturing company, Pfizer. The 14 lots of Lo/Ovral-28 tablets and 14 lots of generic Norgestrel and Ethinyl Estradiol tablets were recalled after an error was discovered that fudged the distribution of ”active” tablets. Unlike the spinach, peanut butter and beef scares [...]
Phallic Sweets
January 25, 2012 – 5:15 pm
Is this real life? Image from TMZ.com Actress/musician Miley Cyrus apparently has bad luck with cake. After the infamous Bob Marley cake presented her at her 19th birthday bash (“You know you’re a stoner when your friends make you a Bob Marley cake.”), Miley took to the sweets again, presenting beau Liam with a penis-shaped [...]
fratty vs. tatty
January 25, 2012 – 8:27 am
A constant conundrum women face: Do you date the southern gent or end up with the bad boy? The fratty dude is your cliche beau. He’s clean cut, perfect in your parents’ eyes, and knows how to carry himself in public. Then there’s tatty guy. He’s the bad boy your mother warned you about who [...]
The Bachelor 16: Girls Gone Wild
January 24, 2012 – 4:49 am
Seriously, how fiery have these past two episodes been? And at the same time, how STUPID are these girls?! First off, the girls went skiing in their bikinis. Yeah, that happened. Ben, or Chris, or whoever comes up with these dates, is a genius. A perverted genius. Considering the girls were falling all over the [...]
