Papers, Papers, Papers

Isn’t it funny how papers are the thing we live and occasionally die by (aside from Ramen overdose) in our journey through college life. I’ll give you a second to think about that BOMB I just on you. OK your second is up. So here is my analytical breakdown of this thing we call College.

1.Why do you go college? To get your degree and that diploma isn’t made of gold, its made of what? PAPER.

2.That paper is hard to come by, because college isn’t free. Whether its your parents, the government or your hard earned singles from those bachelor parties, you are still coming up off that Money. Which we like to call PAPER.

• 2A. Now you might not fall into one of the categories above, you may be one of those unlucky souls whose taking out enough loans to start a small business. That is ok, because your going to college to graduate and get a  GOOD-ASS job then make that PAPER (that your gonna have to use to pay-off those loans…Better keep that G-String huh?)

3. Don’t you wish going through school was as easy as 1 2 3? Sorry to burst your bubble, but there are Papers between paying Papers and Receiving your Papers. Yes I’m talking about good ol’fashion essays or PAPERS. Your not going to be able to avoid them like you do your Ex or are that awkward moment you had when your one-night-stand showed up to your family reunion.

U have 3 types of papers

• Papers you don’t want to do
• Papers you Really don’t want to do
• Papers you waited until the last minute to do.

Go Green all you want, your college life is full of Papers, Papers.

Ironically while writing this I found out I have a paper I need to write.