WHAT HAPPENS FIRST?

So one time I got into a fight with a midget/little person whatever....
He headbutted me in my Nuts.

With that being said, imagine my fear of picking my Godson up from daycare where all the kids there are nuts height.(shutter)

Not that I have a fear of little people… the area down there is just a little sensitive about this topic.

So  anyway it is time for SCHOOL again. Yes the entire summer that you spent either going to summer school or working or if you were one of the lucky people absolutely nothing is totallllly OVER. Yes yes its true and yes I reeled  you in to talk about your first day of school.

By now you should have been to your first class and picked up your syllabus and met your TA and Prof and all the easy stuff. Now its time for the hard shit, the studying , the homework, the papers, the deciding which one of your cute classmates you want to be your study buddy and which one looks smart enough to help you actually understand what your Prof is actually talking about.

-On a side note Profs really should have to take a course on how to teach without boring the shit out of their students.

I just wanna say good luck a Godspeed with this semester and be sure to stock up on no-dos, redbulls, 5hour energy, and for those extra long study-buddy sessions…Trojan condoms. And watch out for little people who don’t fight fair.

BTW everything highlighted in Blue is meant to scare you and everything in red should make you feel better.

And here are some random pics to associate with school life.