You Willabe What You Wallabe!

The mystery of the strange crop circles found in Australia has been ended! Aliens would be the logical first choice, I mean come on, but even perhaps more bizarre are the real mischievous rascals that did it. Stoned wallabies. I repeat stoned Wallabies. Doped up on opium and high as a kite.

Australia grows about 50 percent of the worlds legal opium, and the Marsupials are eating the poppies that grow on the plants, which are often used in painkillers, and then enjoying the effects of the magical plant. Then the wallabies create a little havoc and begin walking in the fields, or maybe they’re just eating all of the plants in their way.  Sheep have also been seen trampling the crops, so looks like the wildlife are quite fond of the dope.

I just find it INCREDIBLY hilarious that animals enjoy getting high and doing drugs just as much as humans do.  Apparently the effects of the drugs have the same effects on the animals as it does on humans. Guess evolution didn’t change us that much after all…

Though looking at the detail and artistry supposedly done by the Wallabies, I think anti-drug commericals are going to have a little trouble promoting the negative side effects of illegal drugs. I mean look at those designs, they’re genius!!

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2 Comments

  • Mia Fazio - Posted August 5, 2011 at 6:42 pm | Permalink

    this is hilarious. So you are telling me that wallabies made these crop circles??

  • Alissa Galindo - Posted August 9, 2011 at 6:20 pm | Permalink

    I know right…I just don’t know

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